Welcome to my techno-supermax hell, boasting perfect 6G coverage. Demons wearing Apple Watch Ultra torment me by not liking my Instagram posts and leaving my texts on read. To afford their exclusive NFT drops, I flip hamburger patties for eternally hungry balrogs in the McDonald’s Backrooms. In my spare time I write criticism from the depths of the inferno.
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Anti-darling, writer, and critic. Text in Spike, Flash, Outland, and Do Not Research.